Friday, August 8, 2014

Wait a second. Don't they have a commercial?


Happy Friday!

I'm sitting on my patio under a partially clouded sky, with one of my puppies on my lap and a smirk on my face.  She's sniffing me funny.  She doesn't know what to think about this god awful stench coming off my arms.  It's DEET!  Damn mosquitos have to ruin my puppy time.  They'll get over it I'm sure, but really it's just too beautiful out right now and I can't pass on this opportunity to take a moment and write a little.  So take a seat and come along with me.

Have you ever seen the movie Sliding Doors, with Gwyneth Paltrow?  I was just thinking about how things in life happen for a reason.  Come on, we've all thought about it.  What if I had caught the train?
For me it's, 'What if I hadn't gone to the hospital?',  'What if I hadn't changed jobs?',  'What if I didn't move back to Colorado?',  What if...  

I have driven myself insane thinking about this, and I've grown to realize and accept that things just happen because they happen.  I don't want to think any longer about what would have happened if I didn't move, if I hadn't changed jobs, or if I had just taken the blue pill.  (I had to slip that one in, and if you don't know where it's from you need to WAKE UP!)

Why???  Now that's another question.  I have had a really difficult time with that one, but you know what?  I'm over it.  No, really I am.  I can't change anything that's happened, it's done, it's over, and you know what?  Because of it, I'm ME!  I kinda like me, as I should and as you should like you too!

Back to my journey...  About 6 months ago I decided to see a new Dr.  Yes, a real Dr. (well for my woman parts, that is)  I left and felt so good about my experience, not just because I really connected with her, but because I was walking out with a baggy.  You're thinking a baggy???  Yes, a little white paper bag.  And guess what was inside...  You got it, a plastic jar, a business card and stock paper with instructions on how to get those little tad poles to a lab, and quick. Haha! 

We decided it was time.  Time for my Mr. blue eyes to get his swimmers checked out, so no 'Sexy Time' for 5 days to get 'em all pumped up and ready for the show.  Never did I guess we'd be sending them to a familiar name.  When I looked at the business card I knew I had heard the name before and my first question was, 'Wait a second, don't they have a commercial?'
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2 comments:

  1. You know, they make organic mosquito repellent that might be safer for you to use for a while . . . Oh, we love Mr. blue eyes, too!

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